Let's Rank Fast Food

[weaksausage]

These rankings are only based on places I have eaten before. I'm sure there are other better options and I would love to hear what I am missing out on.

Best in Class
Fries: McDonald's
Burger: Shake Shack
Chicken Sando: Chic-Fil-A
Fried Chicken: Jollibee's
Chicken Fingers: Raising Caine's
Sandwich: Arby's
Shake: Wendy's
Mexican: Taco Bell

Second Best
Fries: Carl's Jr Waffle Fries
Burger: In n Out
Chicken Sando: Jollibee's
Fried Chicken: Popeye's
Chicken Fingers: Church's Chicken
Sandwich: Jimmy John's
Shake: Dairy Queen
Mexican: El Pollo Loco

Third Place
Fries: Wendy's
Burger: Wendy's
Chicken Sando: KFC Double Down
Fried Chicken: Zippy's
Chicken Fingers: McDonald's Premium Select
Sandwich: Subway
Shake: McDonald's
Mexican: Chipotle

[weaksausage]

I forgot Pizza!!!!!

Best Pizza: Domino's Pan w Philly Cheese Steak Peppers and Onions
Second: Pizza Hut Pan w Pepperoni Mushroom Olive
Third: Papa John's Hand Tossed w anything!

What can I say I like pan fucking pizza!!!!

Have you got any grease woman? Well then grease me up!

[ColtonGray]

I’m always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

[UniversalWorldBaby]

I’m always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

not exactly fast food, but The original pancake house is to kill for:

http://originalpancakehouse.com/

real american dutch roots and the offerings to match...

[weaksausage]

I’m always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

not exactly fast food, but The original pancake house is to kill for:

http://originalpancakehouse.com/

real american dutch roots and the offerings to match...

Original Pancake House Dutch Baby! So f-ing good!

[SpaceLions]

I’m always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

not exactly fast food, but The original pancake house is to kill for:

http://originalpancakehouse.com/

real american dutch roots and the offerings to match...

We had one of these in South Hill, Washington and it was the best. Great hangover place just 10 minutes from where I was living.

[DevilDoa]

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[don]

BK King Meal Deal and 1 dollar 10 pc. was unbeatable.

High quality cyberpunk rat meat to eat laying down in a dimly lit room and then blissfully drifting into a greasy food coma without a care in the world.

I really like that aspect of fast food. It's mass produced industrial lubricant basically, but they smother it in fat and cheese because human beings' capacity for enjoyment is just another feature of the human machine that needs to get greased.

[UniversalWorldBaby]

I really like that aspect of fast food. It's mass produced industrial lubricant basically, but they smother it in fat and cheese because human beings' capacity for enjoyment is just another feature of the human machine that needs to get greased.

how do we explain soylent then?
literally industrial lubricant but without the trappings or pretenses, yet an absurd amount of people seem to embrace the future we are creating, for good or ill...

[ZugIslandProdigy]

I’m always looking for a great little place to get breakfast

not exactly fast food, but The original pancake house is to kill for:

http://originalpancakehouse.com/

real american dutch roots and the offerings to match...

There's an OHP near my house owned by a huge extended family of black people. It's so good. I went there with my parents for MLK day, ate a big stack (6) of buckwheat pancakes with fruit jam, a Dutch Baby with lemon and powdered sugar, a size of Canadian bacon and a hot chocolate with whipped creme. It ruled, I then drove back to my place and harassed my roommates for not patronizing black-owned businesses on MLK day. Felt super tense the next day from all the carbs I ate though.