Someday I plan to get a gym membership so I can get on one of those human-sized ratwheels
I mean, when they say life is like a rat race, they don't mean it literally...
Some day officers from the Neo-American GreenTek Bureau secret police will chain me to a power-generating treadmill and make me pay back all the megawatts I've wasted over the years, but today will not be that day. Today I will lift
mcdons x2
cigarette x15
shid x 2
fard x 40
cum x 1
3x Carmelldansen
5x Holding triple high C on the trumpet 1x Calling grandma and trying not to make her depressed
Variable-x However many flies I have to kill with my bare hands in the backyard
I know that feel.
Re: What does your excercise routine look like?
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:39 pm
by Tolenza
Most of my exercise consists of riding trails on the weekends, but when the weather sucks, I'll do some indoor stuff. I have a 30 lb. kettlebell that I squat with, curl, and do tricep lifts behind the head, anywhere from 25-50 reps each. I also try to get in at least 75 situps, and I'll do pushups if I feel extra motivated, but I fucking hate pushups.
Re: What does your excercise routine look like?
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:44 pm
by weaksausage
This Routine 3-5 Days a week
One hour of cardio (usually just jogging around condo, high knees, fast feet, some jumping, but always at least jogging in place during rest)
100 push ups
1,000 reps upper body w 20 pound weights
500 ab exercises
100 squats w 20 pound weights
I'm still building up to doing this all in one day, but right now I do the cardio and push ups/abs or the cardio and 1,000 reps w 20 pounds in alternation.
I also recently set a goal of jogging 1,000 miles. I'm at mile 915 now and have lost 50 pounds in the last 9 months (really fat and out of shape when I started).
Still have 20% body fat and am about 15 lbs overweight but feel a lot better and gained another inch or so on my cock!