Shoutbox Aphorisms for the Gentleman Gamer

[gentlesire]

What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning, burn down his room with an aerosol lighter, burn down his room with an aerosol lighter, burn down his room with an aerosol lighter early in the morning

[don]

D.A.G.G.E.R. - DARPA Apparatus Got Gayed by Extreme Retards

[SpaceLions]

2019 version of " LOVE/HATE" tattoo is "PREP/AIDS"

[don]

I think those videos lions showed us last night gave me fucked up dreams. I dreamed that I was driving around like a god damned maniac, with my sister in the car, in a car that barely had brakes, that was fully of bloody rags. In my dream, we pulled over in front of a chinese restaurant and this chinese family came out and started yelling "WE TAKE CAR! IS OKAY!" And I was trying to figure out how to stop them, but then my mom and dad showed up and told me that I had to give it to them.

[SpaceLions]

no memories of yesterday no dreams of tomorrow, they are the ultimate life form

On the topic of distinguished African allies

[don]

We should put a little mirror on the money s it's like "could the next one be YOU???"

[don]

Tear production is cringe. I would not cry

Emotions are cringe

[don]

Bill bill bill bill bill maher the politics guy

[Vagabond]

I had a 5 year plan to make him love me back and it was rudely interrupted by accusations of mental illness.

[hayden]

Groyper in screen

Groyper in screen

Groyper in screen