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don wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:21 am

Sure

You're a lifesaver, Don. Charls World Domination is incoming.

My buddy Charls enjoys fashion and partakes in it as much as he can. This is what is known in the fashion world as a 'good fit' for all you amateurs out there. It's hard being as good looking as this man here, but the Hugo Boss coat he is rocking costs MINIMUM $400, and that's just for second-hand. When you look this good, you have to throw away the joints and roll marijuana cigarettes. But you can't just smoke them. You have to use a cigarette holder like Pola Negri (the epitome of fashion and chic, you plebes), because you're marking your territory.

Not only are you marking your territory, you are defending yourself. Defending yourself against the unwashed masses that wish to ask you where you got that coat. Where you got those fur loafers and that black V-neck. That's why you gotta look too good for them. You have to crush their self-esteem before they manage to get in contact with you and fuck your BO up with Marlboro Red smoke and greasy La Raza food particles. We only go to Olive Garden and smoke Virginia Slims. No Taco Bell or faggot fags from here on out.

Lookin' fly as fuck, Chuck