Funny foods thread
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:33 pm
Twinks and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to my childhood (and adulthood) favorite - Hematogen.
Produced by various companies in Eastern Europe and the Baltics, Hematogen is a candy bar made with black food albumin (read: blood) and various other ingredients. Usually given to blood donors after the procedure, it's rich in iron and vitamin B12.The catch? A slight metallic tinge to the fudgy goodness you consume. Cow's blood and all. Some brands cover it in chocolate, others do not, but the ingredient common to all of them is the cow's blood. You can get them at most Eastern Europe import stores in the USA (as far as one of my contacts has told me), and the metallic tinge might be an acquired taste. Technically, it's supposed to be used as a medical product (nutrition supplement), but I just eat it as a snack bar.
If you eat it and are a gentleman - you will gain the titan-like physique of that circus lifter gentleman on the packaging. If you are a twink - you will become leaner and more cute. Enjoy.
Produced by various companies in Eastern Europe and the Baltics, Hematogen is a candy bar made with black food albumin (read: blood) and various other ingredients. Usually given to blood donors after the procedure, it's rich in iron and vitamin B12.The catch? A slight metallic tinge to the fudgy goodness you consume. Cow's blood and all. Some brands cover it in chocolate, others do not, but the ingredient common to all of them is the cow's blood. You can get them at most Eastern Europe import stores in the USA (as far as one of my contacts has told me), and the metallic tinge might be an acquired taste. Technically, it's supposed to be used as a medical product (nutrition supplement), but I just eat it as a snack bar.
If you eat it and are a gentleman - you will gain the titan-like physique of that circus lifter gentleman on the packaging. If you are a twink - you will become leaner and more cute. Enjoy.
