Viking Laws
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:30 pm
It's 2019, oversocialized, faux-marxist cowards have destroyed the once universal definitions of words so that all secular discussions of morality have become essentially impossible. What is a man to do? A lot of people have retreated into traditional catholic practice as a source of morality and meaning making. This is fine, all the power to you if you are doing this. But that doesn't work for me; too vast, too much subjugation of your own identity. "How do I navigate in the world?" I asked myself at night, alone, crying on the floor of my bedroom closet. Then I found the answer. Viking laws! https://rdcr.org/viking-laws/
These laws are great. They're simple, but applicable to pretty much every situation you could encounter. Let's all incorporate viking laws into our lives and then discuss the results. Then let's buy a boat.
viking laws
1. Be Brave and Aggressive
Be direct • Grab all opportunities • Use varying methods of attack • Be versatile and agile • Attack one target at a time • Don’t plan everything in detail • Use top quality weapons
2. Be Prepared
Keep weapons in good condition • Keep in shape • Find good battle comrades • Agree on important points • Choose one chief
3. Be a Good Merchant
Find out what the market needs • Don’t make promises that you can’t keep • Don’t demand overpayment • Arrange things so that you can return
4. Keep the Camp In Order
Keep things tidy and organized • Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group • Make sure everyone does useful work • Consult all members of the group for advice
I'm basically Leif Erikson now. Outta my way.
These laws are great. They're simple, but applicable to pretty much every situation you could encounter. Let's all incorporate viking laws into our lives and then discuss the results. Then let's buy a boat.
viking laws
1. Be Brave and Aggressive
Be direct • Grab all opportunities • Use varying methods of attack • Be versatile and agile • Attack one target at a time • Don’t plan everything in detail • Use top quality weapons
2. Be Prepared
Keep weapons in good condition • Keep in shape • Find good battle comrades • Agree on important points • Choose one chief
3. Be a Good Merchant
Find out what the market needs • Don’t make promises that you can’t keep • Don’t demand overpayment • Arrange things so that you can return
4. Keep the Camp In Order
Keep things tidy and organized • Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group • Make sure everyone does useful work • Consult all members of the group for advice
I'm basically Leif Erikson now. Outta my way.