Subfossil Megafauna

[don]

uh the real bones are at the J.J. Pickle Research Campus on Anderson Lane so better luck next time sweaty

[ZugIslandProdigy]

the real bones

Those are fossils, you bozo. You absolute blockhead

smh

[don]

nooooo I'm sorry

[ZugIslandProdigy]

Homo Sapiens Jolii

[Georg W.B.L.M.H.]

I would want to revive just about any given species of Paranthropus . I want to see what that lost evolutionary offshoot of man looked like in the flesh.


Failing that, I'll gladly settle for a reconstructed Homo sapiens neanderthalensis or Gigantopithecus (assuming that there are any subfossil remains of the latter).

[yoku]

maybe the Indricotherium because I feel like you could train it to be ridden, then I would ride it everywhere.

[yoku]

Failing that, I'll gladly settle for a reconstructed Homo sapiens neanderthalensis or Gigantopithecus (assuming that there are any subfossil remains of the latter).

I feel like this is the easiest for them to do using something like CRISPR because they are people with up to 15% neandethal DNA already. All it would take is China going full Dr. Mengala on those Uyghurs trying to find what kind of creature we could pull out of the family tree. Like how they can give chickens dino teeth just by snipping the dna tree at the right spot. To bad all they want to do is make them all Han (BORING!!!) which they will probably be able to to in one generation.

[Loud Speakers MC]

My mother.